Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Don't call it a comeback

This blog has basically been extinct since last summer. I know. But rather than start afresh, I'll probably just use a combination of TwoDudes and Picassa to document my Chinese adventures/shenanigans. Enjoy!

For those interested in domesticity and domestic events, Bryan will someday update a post of his own. Hopefully, about the dating scene in Houston and/or how to get into an American medical school. Boost our page views and whatnot.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Post-PDX






Apologies for the lack of posting. Funny thing, there aren't any Starbucks in Wyoming.

We left Portland around noon on the 28th. We then headed east to Hood River, OR, to meet up with my aunt (Nancy) and uncle (Greg). The highlight of Hood River (aside from seeing my relatives) was definitely wakeboarding in the Columbia River. That ended badly for me, however, as I sought a bit too much adventure and tried to jump from wake to wake (I'd never wakeboarded before) and ended up wiping out pretty hard. So that made for two water-related injuries in three days.

The morning of the 29th, we woke up pretty early and got on the road to Yellowstone, about 12 hours away. Arriving around 7:00 pm, all the campsites were full so we headed to Rainbow Point, a local park. There was nothing notable about Rainbow Point. Ah, except that it gets much, much colder in northwestern Wyoming than it does in any of the places we had been to beforehand. I found this out the hard way, suffering through a fairly sleepless night.

The next morning, we woke up around 6:30 in order to ensure that we got a campsite for that night. Entering the park around 6:45, we then sat in traffic for an hour. Apparently, the NPS has been showered with Federal stimulus money and has decided to repair all of their roads. Good for them, bad for us. Anyway, we managed to get a site and spent the day driving around the park, seeing the sights. That's one strange thing about Yellowstone, actually: the entire park and many of its most famous attractions are within 200m of the road. So you basically just drive around the park, find a place for your car, walk a bit, and then you're there. It was much different than our camping experiences in all of the other national parks. So...we summitted Mount Washburn, saw the hot springs, walked through the geyser basin, ate at a Bulwinkle's, and then passed out.

Grand Tetons was the next destination, and was, thankfully, only two hours away (probably 45 minutes sans construction). We decided that the best way to spend our day in Tetons was to relax so I set up our hammock so that it hung from two pieces of driftwood on the shore of Jackson Lake and just chilled the day away. It was really fantastic.

Now, we've just left Rocky Mountain National Park, by far the most expensive national park...and we didn't even camp in the park. $29/night! Crazy! For comparison, Yellowstone was $14/night and Petrified Forest was something like $10. But I guess that's supply and demand. Anyway, the Rockies are very beautiful, though not as astonishing after having seen so many incredible places and ecosystems. For instance, we did a 7-8 mile hike from Bear Lake to Glacier Gorge and came up a fairly massive felled tree. By itself, the tree was huge. But relative to a felled Redwood (see above) it was quite small. But the Rockies have the best views from the highway, bar none. Ah, and we stopped in Fort Collins and went to the New Belgium brewery and Coopersmiths, which serves an excellent burger, called the Johnny Cash Ring of Fire Burger. Excellent, by far the best burger I've had on the trip. And I've had about 18. I'll talk more about that later.

And, finally, I am in a Starbucks in Boulder. Denver next, then Buena Vista to visit Mac, then Ruidoso, then Houston on Friday. We'll see if we can be a bit more consistent with updates on the homestretch here.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Tube Steak - Nicholas Sparr



Drake and Bryan were planning on leaving PDX Monday morning. I told Bryan that you can buy books in Portland, he didn't believe me, but it was true, and he bought books. We also saw Ben Zarov in the place where you can buy books. Ben was buying books, too. Ben had to meet a girl, so Bryan, Drake and myself left and ate clams. 1.5 lbs. of clams to be exact! When the clams were gone, we played poker at the Bitter End. Drake was the first person knocked out. He did really well. He said, "those people all suck. Sparr, you better win. I'm gonna get some M-G-Decent." Drake bought three pitchers of M-G-Decent. When I finished in 6th, I found Ben paying to shoot animals in a video game. He said he missed Africa. Ben's friend picked us up and we went to a bar for dogs. I ordered Malt Bomb. That made my head hurt this morning. I also met a large 150 pound girl. Lacrosse is a bad sport.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Sparr Country!

Arrived in Sparr Country today! More to come!


RE: Redwoods - Bryan


Driving along the PCH through northern California and Southern Oregon has been the best driving of my life, and I’ve driven through quite a bit of the country. We left San Francisco a couple days ago—as you’ve heard, camping the first night out of SFO was a bust. My former roommate Kyle tipped us off to a nice camping site right on the beach, but alas it was filled. We drove up the road for another twenty minutes to the next campsite, and found that this too was filled. As was the next one. And the next one. Eventually we just decided screwitwe’llsleepinthecar, woke up early the next day, and hit a free campsite on the beach just south of Crescent City.

I love the ocean in all its forms, swimmable or not. The waves along the redwoods seem to be perpetually crashing hard enough to shower the beach and the grasslands lying adjacent to it with a perpetual fine mist. While this makes finding dry wood sort of a pain in the ass, at least it keeps you cool. Using fine woodsplitting techniques that evolved as a function of time, we hewed massive amounts of timber and collected driftwood for use as kindling. With a raging bonfire, we supped on pasta and a fine tomato sauce spiced with packets of picante salsa, hot sauce, and paremesan and red pepper packets foisted from the Yosemite Lodge cafeteria. Combined with a $3.99 Californian cabernet and a Kona Longboard Ale (also Californian), it made for a great last night in CA.


Sunday, July 26, 2009

Splitting Redwoods

This is our hatchet, Great Vengeance.

Ezekiel 25:17
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Huzzah!

Huzzah! Victory for the forces of Democratic Freedom! The posts are finally in the correct chronological order! Huzzah! Hip hip! Hooray!